What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Why did the cat start laughing?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?