Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do stars go to college?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?