How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?