What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?