How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do ships always get stuck?