Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?