Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?