Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?