The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does an evil hen lay?