What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?