Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?