What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?