What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?