What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?