Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the pen say to the pencil?