Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do jokesters study in college?