What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?