What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Six Flags® Day.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?