What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?