Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is the most faithful insect?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?