Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What game do mice love to play?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?