Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did autumn say to summer?