Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animal floats best?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?