What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who invented fractions?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?