Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?