What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?