Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the window need an aspirin?