What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do diners never serve lobster?