What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Who invented fractions?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?