Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?