What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?