Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call octopus twins?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a Zen egg?