What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the barber win the race?