What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How does a squid go into battle?