What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?