What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?