What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.