Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?