What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of water does an angel like?