What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the cat so small?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?