Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How does a barber get to work?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What fish only swims at night?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity became a great detective?