Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What style of music weighs the most?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?