Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?