How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?