What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
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What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?