What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the spider so smart?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?