What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What was the first animal in space?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?