Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do cats make a birthday cake?