Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does winter fat turn into?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?