How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you get straight A's?
What does a cat go to sleep on?