What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the world's weakest animal?